Turnabout Escape From Alcatraz

Four Ex-Mafia con artists end up in Alcatraz, hoping for a chance to escape and go home. They heard rumors that it used to be called "Evil Island". They were about to learn why.

Finn: Hey Sal. We must have gone over this plan about 50 times already. But we'll do it again if that's what it takes. 9:30. Lights out. Guard begins his rounds.

Sal: How we doing tonight Ferguson? Family good?

Jailer: Doing great Mr. Deluca. My boy Tommy is almost 6 now.

Sal: Isn't that wonderful.

Jailer: Hey Finn. You get that tip for Saturday's race yet?

Finn: I'm working on it. Right now.

Arlington: (Screams)

Hansen: Are you gonna shut him up? Or do I gotta do it?

Jailer: You know the rules Hansen. No talking.

Finn: 9:35. The weasel launches into a solid dance routine.

Jailer: Dammit Arlington!

Arlington: You gotta get the doc!

Jailer: Better be the real deal this time.

Finn: Once the weasel grabs the keys, we move on to stage two. Let's get moving.

Hansen: Here you go guys. Courtesy of the warden's private collection.

Arlington: Boys in the laundry stash the parts?

Hansen: Course they did.

Arlington: WTF?! I killed him!

Hansen: You've been in the joint too long Al. You forgot how to get shit done!

Brutus: (Screams)

Hansen: What the fuck?!

It takes a lot of effort, but they finally put Brutus down. The screen transitions from B&W to color.

Arlington: This ain't right. Something weird is going on.

Finn: You don't say weasel. Where are those screams coming from?!

The first one to die is Arlington. Next is Hansen, then Finn, and finally Sal. They all come back from the dead and into the afterlife. There, they learn there IS life after death. They realize the only way to escape the hellhole known as Alcatraz is to establish some means of transportation to escape. They collect several components to build a glider, but it is hit by lightning and crashes into the Golden Gate Bridge. Just when they think they are safe, little do they realize the bridge is crawling with zombies as well. They now realize they have 3 options. Stay and fight, get eaten, or take the quick painless way out. They all strap themselves into the electric chairs and end up back at the prison. They learn there really is no way out. All they can do is fight to the death.